"EXACTLY WHO IS CAPTAIN DISGUSTING?"--- Captain Disgusting doesn't really exist in a human form, but is more of a state of mind, and can be described as such: Take your worst fear and multiply it by itself 7 times, and that is Captain Disgusting
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS?"--- The reason I do this is simple - I love Halloween (and because I have been diagnosed with a sadistic personality disorder). The best memories of my childhood are going Trick-or-Treating with my friends, hoping to get some candy and maybe even a litte scare. I am here to provide that scare!!!
"IS THIS AN ATTRACTION I CAN BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY TO?"--- YES! Please feel free to bring the whole neighborhood. However due to the very nature of this attraction, it is advised that children under the age of 8 not advance to the actual haunt. Also, due to fog and flashing lights, it is advised that those with respritory and/or heart problems and epileptics, do not attend. All of the above WILL be allowed in attendence, but I hold absolutely no liability for any aggravation of these conditions.
"WHAT CAN I EXPECT FROM THIS ATTRACTION?"---
"WILL ANYONE REACH OUT AND GRAB ME
NO!! I guarantee you that no one will ever lay a finger on you. If for some strange reason you are touched, I will break character, unmask, apologize personally, and the toucher will be sent home. My theory is... if you have to touch someone to scare them you 1) just aren't going to scare them or 2) need to be retrained, because you SUCK!!!!
"HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST?"--- NOTHING!!!! No one will ask you to give money! However, since I do all of this with money out of my pocket, I do accept donations. Please do not feel obligated to give money, remember, I love Halloween and will do this with or without donations.
