Happy Halloween
Skulls
Why did the vampire
go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite..
What do you get when
you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use
brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep
their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when
you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn
with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons
ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add
to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What is a vampire's
favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's
favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What would a monster's
psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What did one ghost say
to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone
who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have
trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets
do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost
say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's
favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite
mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
What type of dog do
vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favorite
flavor?
Lemon-slime...
What does a vampire
never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's
favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
What do birds give out
on Halloween night?
Tweets...
Why do vampires need
mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's
favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
