Boris Modifications


Let's make some custom modifications to Boris, the talking skull!

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Who is Boris?

The creature that we affectionately know as "Boris" is more properly known as "Talking thru Boris". It is a plastic skull and microphone, set up such that you can talk or sing through the microphone, and the sound comes out of the skull, while his jaw moves up and down in time to the words. In addition, his eyes flash with the sounds.

Boris comes in several flavors:

Here is the wired version of Boris, new in the box.

Here is the wired version of Boris, unpacked and ready to go.

I'm not fond of the wireless Boris. The idea is nice - a skull that can sit anywhere, even be carried around, as it talks to you. But it costs extra for the wireless facility that I don't need in a haunt tableau. And numerous users have reported interference, with Boris happily lip-synching along with radio broadcasts or wireless baby monitors.

By the way, Boris includes a built-in voice changer. It can take your normal voice and make it tinny and "robotic", or deep and "monsterish". I don't like this feature, and keep it turned off.

 

Finding Boris

Boris was once common, but is now out of production. He is getting very hard to find, but some stores still have old ones in stock.

 

Boris Instructions

Did you lose your Boris instruction pamphlet? Backup copies here:

 

Orange eyes

When you make Boris speak, his eyes flash in synch with the words. I like this, but the light comes from a couple of
light emitting diodes (LEDs) embedded in the eye sockets. The color and their point-source origin screams "electronic gadget".

I started by replacing the red LEDs with orange LEDs.

inside Boris skull Remove the skull top; unscrew and move aside the black battery box, exposing the insides.

The LEDs just poke through small holes in the back of the eye sockets. They are held in place with a blob of hot-melt glue. You can find them by following the two pairs of blue and white wires.

Replacement is pretty simple:

There are only a few complications:
 

Crystal eyes

Despite the new orange color of Boris's eyes, their point-source origin screams "electronic gadget". I wanted something to disguise the nature of the LEDs. Some folks have inserted artificial eyes. I elected to use something entirely different ... otherworldly.

We decided to place some round polished crystals of clear quartz in the eye sockets of Boris. This picture was taken with the crystals just sitting there. They look a bit better when properly seated.

Boris, shown with a plain LED and a crystal eye.

The LED on the right looks acceptable from some angles. The crystal eye on the left looks unearthly from anyplace.

We got the quartz crystals at Michael's. They sell an assortment in a net bag for a couple of bucks. Paw through the bags until you find one with some fairly large, fairly round stones.

The outer surface of the crystal is tumbled and polished to a shine. The inside of the crystal has a lot of "imprefections" that diffuses and scatters the light.

We mounted the crystals with hot-melt glue, squirting some around the inside of the eye socket, then inserting the stone. Do a lot of careful dry-fit testing before you add the glue. In our case, the glue seemed to grab quickly and hold very strongly.

For more ways to treat eyes that light up, please see using LED creature eyes.

 

Simple Boom-Box Input

There is some interest in a plain, basic, simple way to make Boris sing or speak. This section is devoted to a no-frills way of hooking Boris up to a tape player, CD player, or boom box.

Note: Some equipment might not have a strong enough output signal to drive Boris. I am skeptical of "line out" (line-level) connectors that some players offer, and that home stereos usually expose as RCA jacks. You should use an output that has a volume control that you can turn up or down, like a headphone jack. Always start your testing with the volume control set as low as possible, and slowly move it up.

 

Mono (Not Stereo) Audio Source

This is a quick hookup from a sound source, like a boom box, straight into Boris. The "microbone" is cut off and a plug installed that goes into the boom box "audio output" jack.

I assume that your source of mono audio has a mono 1/8-inch phono jack. You must obtain a matching plug. Radio Shack #274-286 or #274-287 should do. The capacitor is a 10.0µF 50V 20% Axial-Lead Non-Polarized Electrolytic Capacitor, such as RadioShack #272-999.

Connect components to the cable from Boris as follows:
Note: The plug doesn't look exactly like this. I show a "cut-away" view, to indicate the electrical connections.

Your source of mono audio may use a RCA jack. You must obtain a matching plug. Radio Shack #274-319 or #274-384 should do. [Note that RCA jacks are frequently used for line-level signals. I don't recommend the use of line-level signals because (a) the signal is weak and (b) there is no volume control.]

 

Stereo Audio Source, One Boris

This is a quick hookup from a sound source, like a boom box, straight into Boris. The "microbone" is cut off and a plug installed that goes into the boom box "audio output" jack.

You will have to decide whether your Boris will use the left or right channel from the stereo. I assume that your source of audio has a stereo 1/8-inch phono jack. You must obtain a matching plug. Radio Shack #274-284 should do. The capacitor is a 10.0µF 50V 20% Axial-Lead Non-Polarized Electrolytic Capacitor, such as RadioShack #272-999.

Connect components to the cable from Boris as follows:
Note: The plug doesn't look exactly like this. I show a "cut-away" view, to indicate the electrical connections.

 

Stereo Audio Source, Two Boris

This is a quick hookup from a sound source, like a boom box, straight into Boris. The "microbone" is cut off and a plug installed that goes into the boom box "audio output" jack.

Using this arrangement, two Boris skulls can tell jokes to each other, or perform other material for two parts. One Boris speaks the sound track from the left channel. The other Boris speaks the sound track from the right channel.

I assume that your source of audio has a stereo 1/8-inch phono jack. You must obtain a matching plug. Radio Shack #274-284 should do. The capacitors are 10.0µF 50V 20% Axial-Lead Non-Polarized Electrolytic Capacitor, such as RadioShack #272-999.

Connect components to the cable from the Boris skulls as follows:
Note: The plug doesn't look exactly like this. I show a "cut-away" view, to indicate the electrical connections.

 

Audio Input Jack

The Boris that we use comes with a microphone in a big plastic "bone" case, at the end of a long cord. We didn't want to talk through Boris, we wanted to pipe a sound track through him. So the microphone was the first thing to go.

The previous modifications assume that you want one thing: take sounds from a boom box or CD player and run them straight into Boris. And that is all you will ever do. So it was natural to chop off the microbone and replace it with something that would plug into your sound source.

The following modifications are a bit more flexible. They assume that (a) you might want to restore the original "microbone"; (b) there are various other sound sources that you might want to try feeding into Boris.

We decided to do this in a way that provided maximum flexibility, so we put in a plug and socket arrangement so that the original microphone could be used, or unplugged and another sound source fed in.

countersinking The material of the skull is thick in some places; too thick for the threaded part of the jack to stick through.

Here, a burr is used to countersink the hole from the inside of the skull.

jacks installed The jacks are installed and wired.

The photo shows two jacks. One of the jacks is for this mod - a way of feeding sound into Boris. The other jack is for an Audio Output Jack.

This is an easy one.

The microphone conversion went well.

In order to use the audio input jack, you need a patch cord that connects between the sound source (we used a portable CD player) and the jack newly installed in Boris.

The capacitor is installed in the audio jumper cable, like this.

You can wire the stereo plug to take Boris's voice from the right or left channel.

The result is similar to Mono (Not Stereo) Audio Source, except that Boris isn't locked into a cable that plugs into only one kind of sound source. You can use the socket in the Boris skull to have the skull speak other audio material.

This setup lets you plug the "microbone" back into Boris.

 

Audio Output Jack

We decided to put in a second jack, for output, which lets us take the sound from the internal speaker and route it to an
amplified speaker for better sound quality.

The speaker conversion was understood to be a bit more complex than the audio input jack, because we wanted more flexibility.

It actually turned out to be a problem:

The speaker conversion worked as planned, giving the flexibility of internal or external speaker. But it had two unpleasant side-effects. First, when the external powered speaker was used, the sound quality was poor (even when the Boris voice changer was turned off). Second, plugging in the external powered speakers caused Boris's jaw to stop moving. It looks like we are once again victims of strange circuit design inside the talking skull. I'm guessing that the internal speaker and jaw motor are hooked together in some strange way.

Until we get this figured out, we're using a splitter to send the sound track to both Boris and the amplified speaker.

jacks installed If you want to turn off the internal speaker entirely, you can make a plug that contains a 10-ohm 1-Watt resistor and stick that into the output jack.

 

Longer Audio Cable

Most wired Boris units seem to have 15' cables between the skull and microphone. Some people report 6' cables.

If you need a longer cable, you can splice in an extra piece of cable to make it longer.

 

Improved Audio Quality

The sound quality coming from Boris is poor. There are two reasons for this: (a) the loudspeaker built into Boris is small and cheap, (b) the electronics in Boris uses a strange design that hooks the motors up with the speaker.

The only way we know of to get good sound out of Boris is to completely bypass his sound circuits and just use him for jaw motion and flashing eyes.

The first step in doing this is to get decent amplified speakers and then route your sound source to both Boris (for his jaw and eyes) and to the speakers (for good sound).

If you want this to be permanent, you can splice the wires.

If you want to be able to change the setup, an adapter such as this can take the sound source and send it to both speakers and skull.

Sometimes you don't even need an adapter: We run Boris off of a cheap CD player that separate jacks for "line out" (we feed this to the amplified speakers) and "headphone out" (we feed this to the skull).

The second step consists of silencing the bad sound from the skull. This is optional: if you turn up the good sound loud enough, you can drown out the bad sound.

You can't just cut out the speaker. In my experience, Boris won't operate without some load there. If you remove the speaker, you must replace it with a resistor.

If you installed a closed-circuit jack for Boris output, it can act as a switch. Just plug insert a plug that has a resistor soldered into it. If you want to silence Boris permanently, you can open him up and solder the resistor in place of the speaker. A 10-ohm 1-Watt resistor works well. You might be able to use Radio Shack #271-1101 10 ohm 1/2W 5% Carbon Film. [I haven't tried the 1/2W resistor. If you do, please write to me with your experience. See how hot it gets during operation; if it's so hot you can't hold your finger on it, you need to find a 1W resistor.]

 

Bucky mount

A talking skull is good. A talking skeleton is better! We decided to mount the Boris skull on top of a Bucky
skeleton. It turns out that this isn't particularly difficult, but it is tedious because Bucky and Boris use totally different mounting systems.

top of Bucky skull Bucky has a thick metal rod running from tail-bone, through the top of his head. This provides a strong, weight-bearing mounting ... if you want to hang him from the hook on top of his head.

Unscrew the nut and remove the top of the skull.

Inside the base of the Bucky skull is a plastic disk with a hole through it. The rod goes up, through this hole, through the top of the skull, and attaches to a big nut with a hanging loop on it.

Remove it all, and use the Bucky skull for something else.

The metal rod is thick and long. There's no way that Boris can sit on top of that; the rod would stick through the electronics and batteries.

Actually, there are two rods. The second one has only a short threaded section poking out.

We cut off the big rod with a hacksaw. The little threaded stub is what we'll use for mounting Boris.

Bucky comes with a stand. It has a flat base, and a black plastic "riser" that connects the skull to the base.

The plastic riser has cubical stubs molded into each end. The riser cubes slip into cubical holes in the base and skull. The cubes are different sizes: a large cube for the base, and a small one for the skull.

We cut the plastic riser in half and used the peg that fits the Boris skull.

We were going to drill and tap the peg so that it fits on the little threaded rod. Boris gave us some shortcuts: the plastic riser had a hollow space inside that, when cut, exposed a nice pilot hole; we just drilled that a little larger; we didn't bother tapping the hole - the peg was easily force-threaded on the rod.

Here's the Boris mounting peg installed on top of Bucky's spine. The skull just fits down on the square post.

 

AC Power

If you play with Boris enough, you will soon get tired of his battery consumption. A lot of people are curious about modifying Boris so that he can run on AC power.

WARNING: Boris does not tolerate excess power well. I have gotten e-mail and seen newsgroup postings from people who accidently applied too much voltage and damaged Boris. The most common failure is that the jaw stops moving, although other parts may continue to work. I don't know of anybody who has managed to repair a Boris damaged by high voltage. Make sure that you know what you are doing, or stick to batteries.

Unfortunately, the job of running Boris off of 110 VAC is a little more complex than it first appears - Boris takes a big stack of batteries and taps it near the bottom, to provide two different voltages. Worse yet, the stack itself is a little funky - It uses 6 batteries, but not all in series (which would give 9 Volts). Instead, a series/parallel/series arrangement is used to produce 3 Volts at high current and 6 Volts at a lower current.

This is a drawing of the battery box in the Boris skulls that I have:
The left side has three silver tabs that exit the battery box.

The right side has five silver tabs exiting the battery box: Three close together in the bottom right, and two spaced further apart in the top right.

Here are several general approaches to the problem of operating Boris off line power:

 

Talking Points Interface

In 2004, we deployed
Talking Points, our standard interface for talking props. You might not care to adopt Talking Points, because it entails some additional expense. But we like it because it gives us a "plug-and-play" flexibility.

This is a preliminary draft of how to hook Boris up via Talking Points. The audio amplifier is a bit cheesie. We haven't decided what we really want to do there, yet.

 

Deployment

To see our modified Boris in action, please check out
Talking Skeleton 1.

 

Troubleshooting

Test Before Mods

In general, test your Boris before making any modifications. After you know Boris works, modify him. Then test afterwards. If Boris has stopped working, un-do the modification to see if he starts working again.

Example: You cut off the microphone and hook Boris to your stereo. He doesn't work. Put the microphone back on and see if it works again.

Jaw Doesn't Move

Make sure that Boris is sitting up straight and nothing is blocking the jaw. The motor that moves the mouth is very weak. If Boris leans forward or back, the motor might not have enough power to move the jaw.

If in doubt as to the angle, put Boris on the plastic stand that came with him.

If that doesn't work, try turning up the volume - slowly, a little at a time.

Sound Is Distorted

Boris has a built-in voice changer. It's not that great. There is a setting that bypasses the thing and merely amplifies the voice. Try that.

Even on this setting, sound quality through Boris is poor. Consider silencing the speaker in the skull and sending the audio to some nice little amplified speakers. Please see Improved Audio Quality.

 

Summary

So, what works well, and what is less important?

 

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