A minor demon, the Baron Mondo Von Doren was sent to the physical plane to inflict misery upon mankind. Among his greatest achievements: the introduction of new Coke, putting together Milli Vanilli and managing the Olsen Twins.

He has since given all of those up, however, in favor of an evil scheme to hoist such horrible films as "Attack Of The Giant Leeches" and "The Brain From Planet Arous" on an unsuspecting viewing public on his show Nightmare Theatre which premieres October 2001 in Pensacola, FL. He, along with his Mexican wrestler sidekick, El Sappo De Tempesto, treat these films with all the respect they deserve: none and have a lot of fun with them in the process...  

El Sappo de Tempesto, the only son of a Mexican sharecropper and a Hungarian go-go dancer, is proud to serve the Baron in every capacity. Although El Sappo now lives the good life, life was hard growing up in the fields of Mexico. El Sappo dreamed of a better life, of a place with indoor bathrooms and 24-hour buffet restaurants. For years El Sappo watched his every dream crumble into dust, until that fateful day when a UPS truck crashed in his front yard, spilling its cargo of Ouija boards, canned hams and roller skates. El Sappo used the Ouija Board and successfully contacted The Baron (he was trying to contact Larry Storch, but fate is fate).

The Baron offered El Sappo a job as a manservant/lackey, provided he could prove himself worthy. To prove his worth to the Baron, El Sappo joined the ranks of a Mexican Wrestling Organization, and promptly lost every single match he entered. In another effort to prove his worth to the Baron, he decided to make and eat the world’s largest egg salad sandwhich, which he did in 1997. Impressed by the pluckiness of the former wrestler, the Baron hired him on the spot. El Sappo de Tempesto now lives with the Baron and personally ensures that the Baron’s glass of Pumpkin Ovaltine is never empty during Nightmare Theater.