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- The Back Lot Murders - NTSC Video -
Corey Haim picks up a pay check as he barely makes an appearance in yet another made for
video horror movie trying to ride on the coattails of “Scream.”
A really bad up and coming rock band head to a Universal movie studio lot to shoot their
music video directed by ’Henry’ Charles Fleischer (that’s right, the voice of Roger Rabbit!)
Their bitchy agent ‘Stephanie’ (Pricilla Barnes) tags along with some groupies and the
obnoxious film crew unaware that among them walks a killer in an Elvis costume!
I’m not making any of this up!
The back of the box claims “The Back Lot Murders” is not an ordinary genre film because
of its unique combination of horror and humour (gee, I‘ve never seen that before!).
The only humour you’ll find would be that of the grinning producers who not only got the
viewer’s money but also managed to take a couple of precious hours of the their life as
well and it’s never coming back folks...
Usually I find these kind of ‘rawk-n-horror’ combos a can’t miss, at least in a cheesy
sort of way especially with the sleepwalking Corey Haim, whom I normally love
(“Demolition University,” anyone?). But he shows up just long enough to unbelievably act
like a ladies man and get slaughtered. Unfortunately for Charles Fleischer and Pricilla
Barnes they have to endure the entire flick. Though they are competent and the best part
of the movie, it’s not enough to save it.
Eagle-eyed soap opera fans may also spot Brian Gaskill as the uncharismatic lead singer.
He grins his way through every line hoping we find him as cute as he thinks he is!
Uh, we don’t!
Everything is contrived from the silly music, bloodless murders and silicone filled groupies.
There is only scene worth watching, which involves Charles Fleisher giving the band a piece
of his mind. Turns out the scene was improvised! It only goes to prove that Charles Fleischer
is way above his element here and is more deserving of a better role.
At least Corey Haim can rest knowing “The Back Lot Murders” is better than his 1993 genre
effort “Fever Lake.” As for the rest of us, this film is guaranteed to bring you nightmares,
but not the kind you were expecting!
Director David DeFalco not only has no understanding of the genre but I believe he doesn’t
have any understanding of any genre.
At the end of the film there is a short making of featurette where Mr. DeFalco quite
seriously boasts about the project and how he really redefined the face of horror.
Mr. DeFalco not only are not the next John Carpenter, you’re not even the next Al Adamson!
OK, glad I could get that off my chest...
Reviewed By Amanda By Night
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